IMPERSONATE ME IN MY INBOX I WANNA SEE WHAT YOU GUYS RETAIN FROM ALL MY SHITTY POSTS

imagineyouricon:

Imagine your icon licking a Popsicle in a seductive way, then dropping it on the ground and crying. 

The number one way to propose to someone:

totalspiffage:

coffuu:

phrux:

pillowbedhead:

iatethelastofthecorn:

vaffanculo-stronzo:

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I… i don’t understand.

photoshop?

do you even farm

shameful

Looks like we got a city slicker here, folks

knifefarty:

look at this fucked up horse in a sheep costume

knifefarty:

look at this fucked up horse in a sheep costume

Get to know me meme | [1/5] games: The Last of Us

sexaulity:

when ya friend jim getting a lil antsy

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beefmilk2:

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

commanderballsshepard:

i gave the rocky helmet to my skitty

commanderballsshepard:

i gave the rocky helmet to my skitty

baby: A-a
mom: Apple? Say apple.
baby: *jumps*